HORROR HUMOUR...

Voice off:  "Fido, what have I told you about sitting on the furniture?"
(Or:  "Get down, Shep!")

Okay, Criv-ites, time for some fun!  Take a look at the three photos and see if you can dream up a humorous caption for each of them.  I've started things off with some mediocre lines of my own - see if you can top them.

Man on right:  "I'm gonna have you, big guy!"
Hermit:  "Leave it, Frankie, he's not worth it!"

"It wasn't my fault she fell - she walked into me!"