BABE OF THE DAY - CLAUDIA CARDINALE (AGAIN)...

So there was I, waiting for CLAUDIA to get up and make me

my breakfast, and all she wanted was a "roll in the sheets" she said.

"That's all I want too," I answered, "but make mine with bacon on

it."  Huh!  Modern women, eh?  They just don't know how to keep

a man happy.  I'm considering trading her in for a new model.