BABE OF THE DAY - CLAUDIA CARDINALE...

CLAUDIA CARDINALE has just finished

reading my 14 chapter book on Crivens! - The

JANUS DILEMMA - and says she'd buy a copy

if it ever gets published.  Said she'd leave it in her

toilet just in case she ever runs out of loo roll.

H'mm.  Whatever can she mean by that?